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Identity: Dan Danknick - Builder
Residence: Orange, California
Occupation: Software guy
Last two books read:
  The Living Cell, Vol 2 by Christian de Duve
  Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Special skills: Altering peoples environments so they do what I want
Favorite chemical: Cubane
My remedy for Microsoft: Install an artificial heart in Bill Gates running any of his Windows operating systems; ensure the programmers utilize COM, "innovative" Microsoft technologies and a "rich feature set." Provide him unlimited phone technical support.

Identity: Tony Buchignani - Builder, Driver
Residence: Los Angeles, California
Occupation: Attorney
Last two books read: A Civil Action and Machining Fundamentals
Special skills: Driving robots
Favorite chemical: H20
My remedy for Microsoft: Make better competing products

Identity: Bob Brewer - Logistics
Residence: San Diego, California
Occupation: Missionary. BOfH. Not necessarily in that order.
Last two books read:
  El Seņor de los Anillos (El Retorno del Rey)
  The Mental Status Examination in Neurology (4th ed.) by Richard L. Strub and F. William Black
Special skills: Heal computing ills by my very presence.
Favorite chemical: Acetylcholine
My remedy for Microsoft: All retail code must be (re)written completely in Brainf***.

Identity: Mike 'Herbie' Herbst - Logistics
Residence: San Diego, California
Occupation: Firmware Engineer, General Instrument/Motorola BCS Cable Modems
Last two books read:
  Hannibal by Thomas Harris
  Beowulf's Children (also published as The Dragons of Heorot) by Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle and Steven Barnes
Special skills: Unheralded Master of All Things Trivia (just waiting for Regis to call...)
Favorite chemical: Capsaicin (Hey, anything that can be used in Chemical Weapons, Pain Management and a good bowl of Noodles is OK with me!)
My remedy for Microsoft: Lock Bill Gates and his "team" in a room until they can refine Microsoft products to the point that they materially improve upon a Toaster Oven.

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